[mosch]

Nope not made up, though it's possible that I exceeded the FDA's daily recommended allowance of Vitamin Gamboooool.

As for the sickest move that I've made in the past two months... I'd say it was this hand:

Live 5/10 NLHE Cash Game
EP ~ $2k
EMP ~ $3k
Button ~ $1.2k and tilting hard because of previous events
SB ~$5.5k

Hero is the SB and is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

EP raises to $50
EMP raises to $225
Button raises all-in to just over $1200
Hero re-raises to $5500

board: QJx8x

Pot: ~ $2750

Results
<font color="white">Button has AKs</font>
<font color="white">Hero's 8s are gooot</font>
<font color="white">Button asks Hero about the size of his anal horseshoe</font>

Or for something lower stakes, and a few months older:
3/6 LHE live with JTG, waiting for TT to show up

Hero buys in for $600, then posts/straddles UTG
a bunch of people call
Button raises
Hero caps
I think some people call

Flop: three cards
Hero bets, (some people might call), Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps

Turn: a fourth card
Hero checks, button bets, hero raises, button re-raises, Hero caps.

River: a fifth card
Hero bets, button raises, Hero three-bets, Button caps, Hero looks at his cards, finds no pair, no high cards, says "I'm saving a bet.", folds.

Rest of 3/6 session was played with an aproximately 100% PFR/VIP rate. Net result: +$350, +some college kids who wanted to fight us, +TT having to call casino security to walk us back to the Taj.

Poker is easy.