[ardubz]

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Just recently, my long term gf had to undergo some serious "female issue" surgery. Her surgery was fairly aggro, emotionally heavy and required her to stay overnight.

For those who don't know, nurses are there to provide care to the patient, not to take care of the patient. The full-time care giving usually falls on the family.

For us, that meant me. Her first night was very rough and after a long night of her throwing up, etc. etc. I was kinda spent. Worse yet, the tv remote was MIA, which meant I had to actually get up off my ass to change the channel and adjust the volume.

Around 8AM, in walks the nurse, her surgeon to do his follow-up and a couple of interns. Just as the surgeon starts in with his very serious talk, in an oh so somber voice, my gf asks me to turn the volume down on the tv.

Slightly exasperated, I get up, look at her, and deadpan, "well I guess they didn't take out any of your annoying parts."

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lollllll well done