Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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I was fairly young, around 18. I'm at a party with a bunch of mates and we're sitting around the living room. Everyones talking, there's music on. My mate next to me starts chatting up this cute girl. He's really working on her and it's making me want to vomit but she's lapping it up. Then the conversation goes something like this:
Her: I really like you. You know, you're really turning me on. (or something to this effect.)
Him: I can tell.
Her: How can you tell?
Him: What's that running down your leg?
Me: Blood?
Nobody was amused.
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maybe i'll reconsider this whole meditating business...
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