[TDouble]

A friend and I are sitting in an all-day company meeting. We're there to better understand the values of the company and blah blah blah. This exercise comes up where you choose a partner and give each other feedback about whatever. We're both in our mid 20's, rest of 75+ group is over 35 and from various nationalities, ethnic groups, etc.

Instructor asks me, "so why did you choose Kyle (my friend)?"

I answer really loud BECAUSE HE'S SO DREAMY

Friend laughs audibly, crowd is dead silent. Instructor w/o missing a beat goes to the next group and asks the same question. Facial expression never changes.

Brilliant!