Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The next class she put a picture of the ultrasound on the projector and my friend blurted out "That baby looks nothing like me." HI-larious, but very little laughter.
[/ QUOTE ]
that is so f-ing funny! I told my freshman daughter and she laughed hard too. Classic.
[/ QUOTE ]
FWIW, this guy pretty much never flops a joke. Of course, he only lets one out from time to time so it's not like he's a machine. Just very consistent.
My second favorite involved him about to start hooking up with a girl but she wanted to watch a movie. So he goes to his roommate's room and borrows a DVD. It ends up being Cool Runnings, and roommate gives him a little crap about picking that movie. Next morning roommate asks if he was able to close the deal after picking Cool Runnings. Response: "Dude, I could've put on Schindler's List. It was going to happen."
|