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Old 10-25-2007, 09:49 AM
shanghairay shanghairay is offline
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Default Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.

you met her in australia? and she's chinese...
what city is she from??

my informed opinion is:
80% chance she's rich
90% chance of lots of sex either way
100% chance you should bring a gift for her parents (and something small for her)
50% chance you will never hear from her again after 2 weeks of [censored]
50% chance she will expect you to marry her after two weeks of [censored]

and last but not least-
1% chance you are going to lose your kidneys [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

and yes i actually know what i'm talking about (not the kidney part)
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