[His Boy Elroy]

let me tell you about a girl i know
she had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in the corner by herself
in a bar in downtown hell

she heard a noise and she looked to the door
she saw a man she'd never seen before
light skin, light blue eyes
a double chin and a plastic smile

well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"my brand new car is parked right outside,
how'd you like to go for a ride?"

and she said "wait a minute, i have to think"
he said "thats fine, may i please buy you a drink?"
one drink turned into three or four
and they left and got into his car
and they drove away some place real far

"now babe, the time has come,
how'd you like to have a little fun?"
and she said "if we could only please be on our way
i will not run"

THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL

she didnt want to
he had his way
she said "lets go"
he said "no way"

"cmon babe, its your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
cmon baby dont be afraid
if it wasn't for date rape, id never get laid"




he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said "now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad"

she picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
come on party people won't you listen to me?
date rape styley!

the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court

the day he stood in front of the judge
he screamed "she lies! that little [censored]!"
the judge knew that he was full of [censored]
and he gave him 25 years
and now his heart is filled with tears

one night in jail it was getting late
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed
but the guards paid no attention to his cries


THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL


the moral of the date rape story
it does not pay when youre drunk and horny.

but that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind