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I justify not washing my hands by telling myself I'm keeping my immune system strong at all times with the constant bombardment of germs. I rarely get sick, I don't see a reason to start washing now.

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Same. I get sick at most once a year. [censored] washing my hands.

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Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.

Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.

Homer: Thank you, dear.

Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?

Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.