[gamblore99]

Turn him into a quadriplegic. I dont have an elaborate plan for this. Maybe just a chainsaw or something. Then keep him locked in your basement, and pay a transexual hooker a large amount of money every week to assrape him on a regular basis. Also, only feed him fish heads.

It would also make it even sweeter if you could marry his ex-wife who left him after becoming a quadriplegic, and then have sex with her in front of him.