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My favorite story:

About a year and a half ago I was driving up to NYC with my girlfriend at the time (actually she was driving), and this guy pretty flagrantly cuts us off getting on to the NJ turnpike from an on-ramp. GF kind of casually flips him off while he's in front of us, we didn't think he even saw it, but a minute or two later when we're passing him, we notice his wife/GF in the passenger seat is like completely flipping out, screaming at us and giving the finger, etc. Dude is just kind of angrily glaring, but not making obscene gestures or anything. I give them kind of a "wtf?" look and we continue on. They IMMEDIATELY speed up and pass us again, chick still screaming and waving her fingers wildly. My GF and I are both just cracking up at this point due to the ridiculousness of the situation, and it seems like this is making the chick in the other car even angrier. All of a sudden I stop laughing, put as psychopathic a look on my face as I can, and make a really slow, exaggerated throat-slash gesture. She gives one last finger and immediately turns and looks the other way. They were driving near us for the next 50 miles or so but not once did either of them look in our direction again.