[DwightSchrute]

While my wife and I were arguing one day she pinched my nipple hard as heck, same with my scrotum, then slapped me 2x pretty hard. I never toutched her back. I thought about calling the police but I figured she'd make something up and somehow I'd end up in jail (I've seen Cops too much I guess).

So what I did was call a couple friends on the phone and put it on speaker and asked her why she slapped me etc. then I asked her if I ever toutched her and she admitted that I didn't.

If we ever ended up in divorce court would my witnesses stand up for anything? Should I have called the cops and what would their options have been?