[dcb777]

I ripped my hand open playing a 1999 version of Golden Tee (an arcade golf game) that we had in our apartment Junior year of college. I was drunk and while slamming the ball forward to tee off I caught my hand on one of the screws sending blood everywhere. I ended up with 8 stitches.

In another bizarre drinking accident, I stepped down out of my bunk bed in my freshman year room, knocked over mmcd's ashtray breaking it on the floor and then somehow fell onto the broken shards of the ashtray. I woke up the next morning with blood all over my bed and no recollection of what had happened. I pieced together the version I listed above, but am not totally sure to this day. I got 12 stitches in my side and was told by the ER staff I almost needed surgery because I waited so long for stitches.

Anyways you can tell from the stories that I am a social drinker..