[quirkasaurus]

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Not a 'pro' antic, but this is epidemic where I play:

"Do you want action? Is it action you want? You want a call? I know you don't have anything. Is my two pair good? Want me to show you a card? Pick a card to show"

This crap goes on for fifteen minutes before the speaker inevitably folds.

I swear this happens at least twice an orbit. I am going to kill someone.

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Word. I don't know why, but everytime somebody looks at me and says "Do you want action?", I feel like the biggest pit game degenerate of all time. "Do you want action" sounds so ghey and TJ to me.

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agreed.

unless i held the nuts on the river, i would always say
"no, i want you to fold."

i'll be happy to take a free pot with no further risk...