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Old 10-04-2007, 01:32 PM
Weir Weir is offline
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Default Re: completely hypothetical situation i\'m definately not having

put her body in the bathroom and saw her into pieces with the intent to bury her body. Then, when the hotel security knocks on your door because of the sawing noises, stab him with a cork screw and lock him into the bathroom. After a few hours the screaming will stop and he will have bled to death. Return to the bathroom and continue sawing the hooker's body into pieces and start and the security guard's when you are done. Finally, when their parts have been properly cut into pieces, place them in trash bags and into the trunk of your car. Drive to the nearest desert and spend the next few hours digging a hole to bury their bodies in. After this is complete, you are done. However, you will have to live with the fear of getting caught at any moment as well as the guilt of ending two people's lives for no reason. Your life will probably devolve into a comedy of psychotic errors, eventually leading to your grisly demise.

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