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Yeah this thread has been horribly derailed, FU Borgland.

Anyway, back on topic, how about some interesting stories?

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In the interest of liability, anything here could be completely fictional.

Keeping with the friends theme:

Shorty: We call him that cause since he was 15 he's been about 6' 10". He may have at this point shot four people and managed to get off scott free each time. This kid went to jail for two weeks for something my brother did without a pip. I've been with him in a holding cell where a cop was trying to play little mind games with him, knocking us around and shorty's basic line at 16 was "If you actually have anything on me why the [censored] are we still talking." Basically this really "code" oriented guy who's been supporting his family since he was about thirteen and just can't really do anything other than deal. He's nineteen now and probably seen more random crazy crap than most anyone I know.


Philly: Friend of mine who joined up in the Marines with
me,southie kid, complete boozer. Some boot in the Marine’s
moves in with Phil and the new kid is wetting the bed every night. We try a couple times to take care of it in the platoon, then randomly one morning Philly is being hauled away to the brig. The story is Philly raped the hell out of the boot. Now, after talking to Phil he insists that he just passed out in the bathroom naked and when he woke up he got the urge to beat the [censored] out of the boot with a flash light. My jury is still out on that one.

Mark: Seriously most amazing womanizer I know. I've walked into his house before to find a gf topless, who when she went to get dressed, he just said "nah leave it off my boy's will like it." About two hours later he'd kick her out telling her another of his girlfriends was coming over. She'd leave and be back the next day. Last I saw him he had a random concubine of four different gorgeous women hanging with him. And whenever you ask these chicks why they put up with the crazyness they all reply "Well, it's Mark you know..." (completely independent of each other) He once went to jail for insurance fraud. He figured that if he sold his car for cash he could report it stolen and get the insurance money too. I don't think this guy ever doesn't have a scam. Currently he consolidates member accounts for a hotel chain; he's created four different accounts that have "clients" stay at hotels every night. He earns huge money through selling gift certificates and airline miles earned this way.

I got couple others, I'll add in an edit.