[Warteen]

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Does he make you wear anything formal?
Have you ever prepared a bath for him?
Does he have a nickname for you? And if yes, what is it?

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A blanket "no" to these questions.

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If you were his pet instead of his "butler," what animal do you think you would be?

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Presumably a trained chimp.

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If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be?

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I guess I would be an electric fan, because I help keep things cool.

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Second part: Do you think he would still like you if you were a French candlestick holder?

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I don't know how to answer this. Lumiere was a pretty sweet character though.

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Did you ever consider asking him for a cut of the college girls as a part of your income?

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No, for a few reasons:
1) Drunk girls aren't that hard to come by here, and probably aren't that hard to pick up.
2) I think random sexual encounters are immoral and would not be interested in partaking.
3) I have a girlfriend and I value my body parts.