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Old 10-02-2007, 05:31 AM
john voight john voight is offline
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Default Re: Where can I get free liquor or beer?

Arright, this is what you do.
Go on myspace/craigs, post a picture of a hot guy and say he is looking from a young girl, she needs to bring booze.
Take the booz and tell her to GTFO. This is if you can wait 24 hours.

A second option is to go to super market and get a kart. Grab a bottle and put it into the kart (into a paper bag). Use some acrylic tubing and just place it into the bottle and sip the liquor as you "browse" for groceries. Once your effed up, ditch the cart in the store and bounce.

A third option is to jack some pill/meds from Walgreens/Longs Drugs, and just chill off something else.

A 4th option is to get the yellow pages out and start calling random ppl and ask them if you can swing by for a drink. I am guessing your odds are 1/70 (at least) so if you can spare 40 minutes or soo, you can prolly find yourself a strange enough person who will drink you out.

Last but not least, suck some dick, IMO/
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