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Wow, thank you for creating this account and this thread in order to inform us all of how much of a rockstar you are at poker. I am awed.

I bet you also throw out little bits of poker trivia and math at the table, and read hands aloud before the dealer does, too.

At least do us a favor and put out your bets cleanly and within reach of the dealer. When you muck, do so in turn, clearly, and also within reach of the dealer.