Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.
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My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something.
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I know, that's the bummer about it, cuz pets are very cool, and two is even cooler. But if the fascists rise again in Italy, a single guy with two cats will be a short-timer. If not, he'll just the neighborhood's honorary queer.
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