Going on 22
Never got my driver's license.
Never rode a bike with a crate of beer on the back (Dutch people will know what I'm talking about). I tried once, but I chickened out and walked home. Don't live in Holland anymore, so possibly never will.
I'm sure I have more, I'll return later.
EDIT: Closest thing I can find within one minute. Note the device attached to the crate. I didn't know they had those. Cheating, IMO. A real man holds one hand on the crate, the other on the handlebar. All the while managing a few bags of other groceries in their hands or on the bar, just for good measure.
