[Clayton]

i can only imagine how this hand would be commentated on by Sexton or Norman Chad

"Wow Vince, r3vb4 is drawing dead on the turn, and he makes his set on the river!"

"Thats right Mike, he's putting his entire tournament life here on a measly pair of fours"

"Set of fours, Vince"

"Whatever"

Meanwhile Norman pokes in:

"Ahh, you guys know this is a cash game right? Which, ironically, is what my third wife called our divorce settlement"

"Get em, Freddy"

Mutant midget Freddy Deeb mugs and raped Norman Chad, and Mike/Vince continue watching r3vbr lose all his monies on a set draw.