[private joker]

[censored] Everyone, I'm Going To Keep Raising:

So I'm in this hand where I have like AQ on a final board of KQx(J)(T) and my opponent bets the river and I raise and he 3-bets and I 4-bet and the table starts groaning and the guy shakes his head and calls and screams "CHOP!" and turns over like A5 so we chop, and I get berated for wasting everyone's time by continuing to raise an obvious chopping board.

So an hour later I get AJ and the final board comes 89x(Q)(T) and my *very passive* opponent checks, and I bet, and he checkraises, and I decide a) I'll piss everyone off by getting into a raising war against another J; and b) he actually could have KJ here, so I just call expecting to see Jx for the chop.

He turns over 67 for the sucker straight and I miss out on at least a BB if not 3.

I hate myself and live poker players. God I suck.