[youtalkfunny]

Stuck, I took a bathroom break. As I walked into the mens' room, I was greeted by that old Beatles song:

"I'm a loooooooOOOOOOooooooooser! And I'm not what I appear to be..."

I thought to myself, "That's one song they should never play in a casino."

Later that night, i heard a similar example, but I can't recall it just now.