And srsrly, who the f--k doesn't like watermelon?
In fact, I can do you one better. I just discovered this soda the other day:
It is the greatest beverage in the history of liquid.
I mean, how do you even begin to think to try to insult somebody by saying they like watermelon.
A person that tries to insult another person by saying they like watermelon is clearly, clearly a person that has totally run out of insults.
Like, 'Why you... You black person, you... You, um... LIKE WATERMELON! TAKE THAT! How does that make you feel, huh? Sick burn I know."