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Since no one mentioned him, I'll say David. No way he sits in a game unless he has a good edge. I'd pic a bigger limit player like Barry for the absolute EV $ amount, but the variance is just too damn high for my liking. Barry could easily lose the million, and then I'd be SOL.
David would have a solid +ev, and a very very low (basically miniscule/nonexistant) ROR
My only issue is that he probably doesn't play too many hours, so I'd prefer to pic a different 300/600 reg, except I don't know who else to pick.

I'd easily pick veganmav. He's awesome at LHE, and played good size stakes, also not quite optimally high enough to maximize my EV with my million dollar investment. I think BaronZeus would be a solid pick. Again, I won't go so far as to pick texaslimitking, because they play a bit too high, and could lose my whole investment.