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The best way to get with a stripper is pretend to be the most busto, lazy dude ever who basically just parties and contributes little to society (think Kevin Federline). In almost all cases, these girls lose total interest in you the minute you spend a dollar on them.

Off topic, but I went to the Rhino the other day and it was like an assembly line of hot girls coming up to me. The problem was that the girls' standard opener was "Would you like a dance?" about 75% of the time. I don't get lap dances any more, but isn't this line just an immediate deal breaker for most guys?