[saucyspade19]

My friend has been dating a stripper for a few months now. He is [censored] pathetic, and I make fun of him for it, but it is what it is. She is a total piece of trash, but has large fake [censored] and is decent looking so he goes for that. Basically he gets hotel rooms with her a few nights a week and bangs her, but has figured out how to get away with paying for nothing when he is with her, and most of the time getting her to pay for stuff.

A recent funny story and a warning to all strip club patrons (as if this hasn't been said 10 times in this thread) all strippers look at you as a mark, and try to get every cent off you. My friend took the stripper to wal mart the other day, where she proceeds to fill 3 shopping carts full of stuff, run up an $1100 bill, and then pull out a random credit card to purchase it. They decline it, because it has a man's name on it and she has no id. she looks at my friend for money, he opens his wallet and gets out $10 and says look im busto (he had forseen this, and moved his 1k in 100's to his front pocket earlier). She then gets out 200 in cash and puts the rest back.
The next day, they go shopping again, she finds a place that would take the card and runs up $800, and asks my friend if he wants anything. He declines, but inquires where the card came from. "I took it off this drunk trucker last night, he said I could borrow it until friday." What a suprise he is gonna find. She went out tonight with friends to max it out.