[Josh W]

Pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard happened at the table tonight. I'll try to tone it down to keep it SFW.

Buddy of mine and I are quietly discussing amongst ourselves who has lost the most in the last 12 months in the game we play. This takes into account quality of play and hours logged. We go through the list, and get to one, um, lady, who is, um, not very "lady like". As my buddy says "she licks box".

We happen to be good friends with the floorman, who overhears this, then comes over to ask us to repeat it. We do, he laughs. My buddy says "I mean, seriously, she's probably very good at it...probably better than me...and I'm damn good at licking box...floorman, can you spread that around here, there are some ladies who should know that"

The floorman then gets on the microphone, and in a slightly (but only SLIGHTLY muffled voice) says "attention holdem players, xxxxx (my buddy's name) in top section holdem would like you to know that he's very good at licking box".

Full casino. Friday night. Since I knew what the floorman was saying, it was easy to hear. If you didn't know in advance what he was saying, it may have been a little too muffled to make out. But it was dang funny, regardless.

Josh