[The Mayo]

[censored] BUBBLE BOY I OUTPLAYED THEM SO [censored] HARD THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM AND HOW GREAT I AM AT POKER AND YALL CAN GO EAT A BOWL OF DICKS AND I DONT EVEN CARE AND IM SORRY ABOUT THE RUNON SENTENCE BUT IM SO PISSED STARS IS SO RIGGED AND I HOPE THEY COOK IN A GREASEFIRE AND EMERGE UNSCATHED AND WITH A DELICIOUS MEAL.



PokerStars Game #12044568273: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level XI (1200/2400) - 2007/09/13 - 22:27:56 (ET)
Table '61018386 6' 8-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Artsemis (1866 in chips)
Seat 3: Fleecey (26502 in chips)
Seat 4: Y0da. (4829 in chips)
Seat 5: capt sukout (22306 in chips)
Seat 7: bonoedge (5677 in chips)
Seat 8: Quicksilvre (10695 in chips)
Fleecey: posts the ante 50
Y0da.: posts the ante 50
capt sukout: posts the ante 50
bonoedge: posts the ante 50
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 50
Artsemis: posts the ante 50
Fleecey: posts small blind 600
Y0da.: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [Qd Ah]
bonoedge said, "it aint me"
capt sukout: folds
bonoedge said, "fo sho"
bonoedge: raises 1200 to 2400
Quicksilvre: folds
Artsemis: calls 1816 and is all-in
Fleecey: folds
Y0da.: raises 1200 to 3600
bonoedge: raises 1200 to 4800
Betting is capped
Y0da.: calls 1179 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h 8s 3c]
*** TURN *** [7h 8s 3c] [5h]
bonoedge said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [7h 8s 3c 5h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Y0da.: shows [3d 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Eights)
bonoedge: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Eights)
bonoedge said, "donk"
Y0da. collected 5926 from side pot
Artsemis: shows [2c Ac] (a pair of Eights)
Y0da. collected 6348 from main pot
bonoedge said, "rigggggggged"
Y0da. said, "that girl was a ho..... fo sho"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12274 Main pot 6348. Side pot 5926. | Rake 0
Board [7h 8s 3c 5h 8d]
Seat 2: Artsemis (button) showed [2c Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: Fleecey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Y0da. (big blind) showed [3d 3s] and won (12274) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
Seat 5: capt sukout folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Qd Ah] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12044584424: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level XI (1200/2400) - 2007/09/13 - 22:28:52 (ET)
Table '61018386 6' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: Fleecey (25852 in chips)
Seat 4: Y0da. (12274 in chips)
Seat 5: capt sukout (22256 in chips)
Seat 7: bonoedge (848 in chips)
Seat 8: Quicksilvre (10645 in chips)
Y0da.: posts the ante 50
capt sukout: posts the ante 50
bonoedge: posts the ante 50
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 50
Fleecey: posts the ante 50
Y0da.: posts small blind 600
capt sukout: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [Th Jd]
bonoedge: calls 798 and is all-in
Quicksilvre: raises 1200 to 2400
Fleecey: calls 2400
Y0da.: folds
capt sukout: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [7c 8c 5s]
capt sukout: bets 1200
Quicksilvre: calls 1200
Fleecey: raises 1200 to 2400
capt sukout: calls 1200
Quicksilvre: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [7c 8c 5s] [6h]
capt sukout: checks
Quicksilvre: checks
Fleecey: bets 2400
capt sukout: calls 2400
Quicksilvre: calls 2400
*** RIVER *** [7c 8c 5s 6h] [Qh]
capt sukout: bets 2400
Quicksilvre: folds
Fleecey: calls 2400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
capt sukout: shows [4c 5h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Y0da. said, "balls"
Fleecey: mucks hand
bonoedge said, "im the ****ing bubble boy"
capt sukout collected 24006 from side pot
bonoedge: shows [Th Jd] (high card Queen)
Y0da. said, "had K9"
Fleecey said, "OH NOES"
capt sukout collected 4042 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28048 Main pot 4042. Side pot 24006. | Rake 0
Board [7c 8c 5s 6h Qh]
Seat 3: Fleecey (button) mucked [7h 7s]
Seat 4: Y0da. (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: capt sukout (big blind) showed [4c 5h] and won (28048) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Th Jd] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded on the River


[censored] EM ALL.