[DannyOcean_]

ok i'm going to go sign up on drawballfans.com

somebody who is already a member please send them this message.

"Hello all at dbf.com,

my name is dannyocean_. You may have seen my movies. I steal things occasionally. I'm kind of a big deal. But enough with the fame and glitz of hollywood, on to important issues.

It was I who introduced drawball.com to the 4LIFEtards as I affectionately call them. They are a disreputable offshoot forum of the highly reputable twoplustwo.com poker forums. There is an odd mix of brilliance, intelligence, retardation, degeneracy, wasted talent and awesome-interwebness in BBV4LIFE.

I have heard rumors of something called '/b/' and the btards who associate with it. however, BBV4LIFE is not this, and we claim no part of them. I understand that they are considered very bad, and we wish no harm. Beats, Brags, and Variance is our technical name, relating to the variance of playing poker.
Example
beat: lost a huge hand to random flush draw
Brag: busted the fish 2 hours later and berated him
variance: got hit on by a 47 year old lady.

We have several members of our forum who are more retarded than you could possibly fathom, and will likely try to vandalize random stuff. We do not endorse them, but unfortunately cannot stop them. We are dedicated to quality artwork including the themes of pedobear, chris hansen, rick astley, hypnotoad, pooptoad, and much more.

We hope to remain on the drawball and not invoke the dbf.com wrath again. While we schemed in the beginning of total takeover, who among you has not? We now realize that artistic expression roolz and humbly beg for non-infinite ink total blownupness.

Also, F OOT.

DannyOcean_,
BBV VP of Advertising
Drawball Division"