my buddies phone number used to be like 961-1443 well I suck at dialing and called 911 a bunch of times by mistake. True story.
Occasionally on the news here they will play some 911 calls. I remember someone calling asking if schools were closed (hurricane was coming) bunches of people calling about stuff equally as dumb.
Ever get the wrong order at burger king? Call 911
hahahha funniest [censored] ever
Jay Leno skit on the subject of 911 calls