[Bostaevski]

I've called a few times...

[This part probably irrelevant... skip to next section if you want]
One time about 12 years ago my buddy and I walk out of a strip club at 4 am. I think we ate some denny's then went to a gas station to gas up for the trip home. This drunk old man walks in and asks for a pack of smokes, then says he left his money in the car. He starts to walk out to his car but takes the smokes with him. Cashier says hey buddy leave the smokes there. So old man hems and haws then leaves the smokes there, goes to his car, and leaves.

We leave behind the guy and we notice he pulls into the next gas station. So we go just to see what's up. Old dude tries the same trick there.

Goes down the road a bit and tries it again.

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So now we've been following him a while and can tell he's swerving all over the place. So the next time he stops we decide we're gonna call the cops from a pay phone (this is before everyone had cell phones).

Anyway he stops, I go to a pay phone and call and am giving them the info, his license plate, etc. They ask where he is now so they can come and I suddenly realize the irony of this situation.

I say "well he just pulled into a donut shop".

The dispatcher chewed me out and hung up.