The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty
1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for
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4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ
Lesson 1 Complete.