[Los Feliz Slim]

Hey azzholes,

Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time. You're assuming the same risk as the woman when you have sex, protected or not. If this happens to you, you [censored] do what you need to do to keep the existence of a life YOU helped to create from sucking.

Anybody who disavows responsibility and walks away without looking back is a gutless turd.

EDIT: This is once you're absolutely sure the baby is yours. Taking measures to verify your paternity is perfectly reasonable.