[Captain R]

Laura, a dealer at Bay101 is dealing the 20 game. While we're playing, she tells us about her weekend and how she had to take her son (18 y.o.) to the hospital.

I ask "what happened?". She says he had an emergency. "What kind of emergency?". He broke his penis.

WTF? "He broke his penis?". Yeah, he zigged while his girlfriend zagged apparently. So the penis has no bones or cartilege, but he ruptured a blood vessel and he called his mom and she took him to the emergency room. I ask, "does his girlfriend have a broken nose?".

John, the nittiest, grumpiest old fart at Bay101 says "broken penis? I had a broken penis once.". Now John is about 85 y.o., always in a bad mood, he could probably star in the the 85 y.o. virgin. Everyone at the table is shocked. Huh?

John goes on, "yeah, I was stationed in Iran and drunk with a bunch of my army buddies. We met some girls and I was drunk, and then I ended up breaking my penis.". WTF? Everyone starts laughing. Another player says "John, I would have never guessed. You would be the last person we would have suspected!!!". Even Laura is laughing.

John -- "yeah, those were the good days. I still remember her, she was a blondie".