June 8, 2005
General Mills
Dear General Mills:
My Name is Jacob Churchill; I have been eating Lucky Charms as long as I can remember. I fine your cereal simply elegant, epic, and delicious in every bite.
As of late I’ve been getting smarter, and starting to use a lot more of my brain, one day I was eating your cereal and it hit me, this cereal lacks marshmallows. I actually did the math and in every bite there is an average of 1 marshmallow and 6 sugar oats. That’s a 1:6 Ratio.
Could you please find it in your heart to put more marshmallows in the cereal, or sell an Extreme Lucky Charms bursting with marshmallows?
This is a petition, of people that concur with me.
Please find it in your heart to make our dreams come true.
Sincerely,
Jacob Churchill
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
http://www.petitiononline.com/jumpman/petition.html