[HokieGreg]

Whenever I'm running bad I always say "I don't think I've ever run this bad before." Well, this time, I think it's true.

I'm playing the 50+2.50 regulars on Stars right now. The worst players on the site congregate here to try to lose their money to me, but continually fail at it.

Here is tonight's bad beat anthology (if it is tl;dr for you then [censored] off):

Seat 1: ACGordon (1420 in chips)
Seat 2: Dutchess06 (1580 in chips)
ACGordon: posts small blind 10
Dutchess06: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [6s 6h]
ACGordon: raises 40 to 60
Dutchess06: raises 100 to 160
ACGordon: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jd 3s]
Dutchess06: checks
ACGordon: checks
*** TURN *** [Tc Jd 3s] [4c]
Dutchess06: bets 60
ACGordon: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jd 3s 4c] [6d]
Dutchess06: bets 200
ACGordon: raises 1000 to 1200 and is all-in
Dutchess06: calls 1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACGordon: shows [6s 6h] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Dutchess06: shows [Ts Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Dutchess06 collected 2840 from pot


Seat 1: kaiser000 (1630 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (1370 in chips)
ACGordon: posts small blind 15
kaiser000: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Qd 9c]
ACGordon: raises 45 to 75
kaiser000: calls 45
*** FLOP *** [7h 4h Jd]
kaiser000: checks
ACGordon: bets 90
kaiser000: calls 90
*** TURN *** [7h 4h Jd] [Qc]
kaiser000: checks
ACGordon: bets 220
kaiser000: raises 1245 to 1465 and is all-in
ACGordon: calls 985 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7h 4h Jd Qc] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kaiser000: shows [Kd Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
ACGordon: shows [Qd 9c] (two pair, Queens and Nines)

Seat 1: ale170487 (840 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2160 in chips)
ACGordon: posts small blind 10
ale170487: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Qs Kh]
ACGordon: raises 40 to 60
ale170487: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [2d 9d Kc]
ale170487: bets 100
ACGordon: raises 220 to 320
ale170487: raises 460 to 780 and is all-in
ACGordon: calls 460
*** TURN *** [2d 9d Kc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9d Kc 3d] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ale170487: shows [9h 7h] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
ACGordon: shows [Qs Kh] (a pair of Kings)
ale170487 collected 1680 from pot

I get the next guy down to 40 chips then this happens:

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (40 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2960 in chips)
RmfoxII420: posts small blind 10
ACGordon: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [5d 7h]
RmfoxII420: raises 20 to 40 and is all-in
ACGordon: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ks 3s]
*** TURN *** [Kh Ks 3s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ks 3s Tc] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACGordon: shows [5d 7h] (a pair of Kings)
RmfoxII420: shows [7s 3d] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
RmfoxII420 collected 80 from pot

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (80 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2920 in chips)
ACGordon: posts small blind 10
RmfoxII420: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [5c Ad]
ACGordon: raises 60 to 80
RmfoxII420: calls 60 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2c 3c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2c 3c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2c 3c 8c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RmfoxII420: shows [8d 7s] (a pair of Eights)
ACGordon: shows [5c Ad] (high card Ace)
RmfoxII420 collected 160 from pot

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (240 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2760 in chips)
ACGordon: posts small blind 10
RmfoxII420: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Ts Tc]
ACGordon: calls 10
RmfoxII420: raises 220 to 240 and is all-in
ACGordon: calls 220
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5h 9c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 5h 9c] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5h 9c Ks] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RmfoxII420: shows [4c 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
ACGordon: shows [Ts Tc] (a pair of Tens)
RmfoxII420 collected 480 from pot

Foreshadowing --- RmfoxII420 said, "im gonna outdraw you to death, k?"

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (395 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2605 in chips)
RmfoxII420: posts small blind 15
ACGordon: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Th Kd]
RmfoxII420: raises 60 to 90
ACGordon: raises 2515 to 2605 and is all-in
RmfoxII420: calls 305 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jc 4d]
*** TURN *** [Qd Jc 4d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jc 4d 8s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACGordon: shows [Th Kd] (a pair of Eights)
RmfoxII420: shows [Ks 8d] (three of a kind, Eights)

ORLY --- RmfoxII420 said, "youre alot calmer than id be"

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (715 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (2285 in chips)
RmfoxII420: posts small blind 15
ACGordon: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Th Ts]
RmfoxII420: raises 60 to 90
ACGordon: raises 270 to 360
RmfoxII420: calls 270
*** FLOP *** [Qc 8s 7c]
ACGordon: bets 355
RmfoxII420: calls 355 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qc 8s 7c] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 8s 7c 3d] [6s]
ACGordon said, "wow"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACGordon: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
RmfoxII420: shows [9s Qd] (a pair of Queens)
RmfoxII420 collected 1430 from pot

Seat 1: RmfoxII420 (1505 in chips)
Seat 2: ACGordon (1495 in chips)
RmfoxII420: posts small blind 15
ACGordon: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ACGordon [Kd Kh]
RmfoxII420: calls 15
ACGordon: raises 90 to 120
RmfoxII420: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [7h 3c Tc]
ACGordon: bets 240
RmfoxII420: calls 240
*** TURN *** [7h 3c Tc] [3s]
ACGordon: bets 550
RmfoxII420: raises 595 to 1145 and is all-in
ACGordon: calls 585 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7h 3c Tc 3s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACGordon: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
RmfoxII420: shows [3d Kc] (a full house, Threes full of Sevens)
ACGordon said, "oh my god"
RmfoxII420 collected 2990 from pot

FREAKING SICK