Thread: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:43 PM
jester710 jester710 is offline
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
Offer to cut the cat in half, then immediately protest and tell them to keep it instead. This should prove that you are the cat's true owner, and your wisdom will be heralded for generations to come.
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