[turnipmonster]

binger is one of my best friends and barely knows how to get in out of the rain. he did somehow manage to score a phd in theoretical physics from stanford, can't remember what his specialty was but pretty sure it was string theory related.

good story, he almost lost a ton of work he had done on his dissertation when his car got broken into, he paid some dude at the doorstep of a crackhouse who said he might know where his stuff was and the guy came back with all his papers.