[citanul]

I had to have a major assplosion yesterday at work, so I went down a flight of steps and across the building to where I know most of the people weren't in town, and I wouldn't run in to my coworkers. Normally I wouldn't poo at work at all.

Beat: Two of my coworkers walked in that men's room just as I let out a sonic boom of ass stench, so I had to wait in the stall (there's only 2 stalls and 1 urinal, so no anonymity) until they left.

Variance?: I flushed.