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Old 08-20-2007, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: The Mike Vick case... am I a life nit?

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guys, what if the choice was between a fat chick and all the puppies in the world? what then?

what if the chick was running a dogfighting operation? is it ok to rape her then?

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Well, if the fat chick had bad breath, and she's going up against puppies with puppy breath, and I think we know which contributes more to the sum total happiness in the world.

The real question is if it's a cuter chick, and SHE has bad breath. Is she worth more puppies than a fat chick who really takes care of herself? And how do we judge cuteness -- do great teeth rate over a well-shaped jaw or a ski-jump nose? We're in quite a legal quandary here.
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