[Bluffoon]

Funny story.

One day when I used to smoke I went to the stairwell in my building for a quick one and I walked in on some guy doinking a girl. He bolts and leaves her there. Her dress is hiked up around her waist and her panties are around her ankles and she can't walk so she is bunny hopping down the stairs trying to get away. Quite a sight. I can't imagine the [censored] he took from her after for leaving her there.

Anyway about two weeks later I get on a packed elevator and I look down at the girl next to me and she looks back and then all of a sudden her face turns beet red and she puts her head down and I realized it's the bunny hop girl. I tried to suppress the laugh but it came out in one of those awful snorty sneezing attacks.

Moral of the story. Find your booty somewhere else.