Re: Global Warming
Don't worry. It's all just a Liberal Conspiracy Theory. All the science behind it is Junk Science. All the data is faked. The Communists are involved, but I'm not sure how yet -- but you can bet they're in there, yessiree, Communist Propaganda, every word of it. The American Enterprise Institute told me so, and then Rush Limbaugh confirmed it on his AM radio show, so that proves that science is a lie.
So, in conclusion: global warming isn't happening, all the data that says otherwise is a lie, all scientists who say otherwise are conspiring with communists and liberals, and the earth is only 6000 years old.
PS: evolution is also a liberal conspiracy against God and The Family. I personally think that gay activists are behind it -- the same ones that are planning on tracking us with RFID chips implanted in our foreheads, right before the Rapture takes all the good people away so Jesus can torture the world into submission for us.
PPS: buy gold! paper dollars are a Marxist conspiracy too! Remember, FDR was a communist infiltrator!
(Now, time to go back to right-wing radio for my next dose of Real Truth. Thank God that they've shown me the light so that now I can see how the world really works! My God, the evil Liberal/Communist/Marxist/Science/Media conspiracy is everywhere! Vote Republican or die!)
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