[CandyMountaineer]

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I played with a guy named Rich - big guy, owns his own air conditioning company I think. He seems to be one of the better players.. U know him?

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Yeah. I know him. I know him well. Playing cards with him is like playing with your god-damn kids... he's a nerve-rackin' son of a bitch.

He's hot, though. And I don't mean as a card player. The guy has an ass that goes half way up his back. Big hands as well... and you know what they say about big hands.

I wrote a poem about him and it goes something like this:

Rich... Rich with the Air Conditioning Co
Why are you not Rich from the Hair Conditioning Co?
When I see you play cards, from near or from far
I nearly piss my pants with a hardy-har-har
I love when I beat you and you start to chase
Cause when the night is long over and after the race
My heart you will hold cause you're so fuggin' hot
But your money I've taken as is always the shot