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Dear Bison,

I am suffering from the worst outbreak of canker sores in the history of mankind. At first I was extremely puzzled because I had never gotten a canker sore before, but now I don't care because I am pretty sure I am going to die.

I have got about half a dozen of these things all over the insides of my lips, they are each >1 cm in diameter, and they hurt a lot. I have also got about a dozen very tiny ones all over the tip and top of my tongue, they are each ~1 mm in diameter, and they also hurt a lot.

I haven't eaten solid food since Friday.

Until today, my lymph nodes were swollen to about the size of ping pong balls. Fortunately, in the last few hours they have gone down a lot.

I have no health insurance.

What do you think I should do?

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My friend had the same problem a while back. He went to the doctor and found out it was his toothpaste. There is some irritant in almost all toothpastes. I can't remember the name of the substance. All he had to do was use some herbal/crappy toothpaste and the problem went away.