Met a girl while waiting for my flight home from Cancun. One thing led to another and I was [censored] her brains out in the bathroom. The funniest part is I ended up missing my flight. Had to fly into a different city and drive about 350 miles to get my car from the original airport.
Also....
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
No joke, Burger King right by the Huntington Beach pier, saturday afternoon, mid summer. There were at least 3 sets of parents with their kids waiting as we walked out. Pretty funny.