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For idiots choosing 2, 1 gives hope for an answer. 2 tells you to reflect on your now bigger problem. wtf

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For you idiots choosing 1, who cares what type of answer it gives, are you really are going to think of this as a fortune?

The question "Which fortune cookie is better" (which is pretty vague), not "Which fortune is better".

2 is such a weird fortune that it is much better than the standard answer you get in 1.

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I don't even think those are sentences, but I think I understand what you're trying to say and you're either retarded or very close.