[mattak]

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JUST INCASE I AM BEING FIFTH LEVELED I WILL POST IN CAPS

See, there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave; it's that they 'just fell off the turnip truck'. They were riding into town on the back of a turnip truck and then fell off. So you see, I was calling him niave, which he was, but doing it in a 1-2 punch sort of way.

Also, this old chick dealer jokingly offered someone a massage for $60. I mumbled to the dirty old man beside me that 'for that much money it better have a happy ending'.

WITTY STUFF.

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I like how OP uses CAPS to ward off fifth level sarcasm. "I put on my robe and wizards hat."