[Anacardo]

Dude I have sick convo skills, you have no idea. All I need is a primer. Give me one excuse to like you, lady, anything. Catch my eye and make yourself seem worth talking to for the love. Of. God.

I just don't meet / get interested in people that quickly in this, my post-collegiate era. Once it was a function of being broke as [censored]. Then it was a function of being depressed and crazy. Then it was a function of being broke as [censored] again. That's all over, now, so once I get back to Georgia next month I have no further excuses. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Like, f'rinstance. In the last year or so I've met about a half-dozen girls that struck me as promising prospects. One was a delightful minor trainwreck. The others turned out to be in LTRs. This does not count a drunken one-night stand and turning down another drunken one-night stand. I need to figure out a pipeline for broads, but that's a relatively simple problem that I don't need OOT's help with. But don't assume I can't talk. I talk the [censored] out of people. It's just that most women, and most people in general, are terrible bores.