[RandomUser]

Just say no.

You will regret this for the rest of your life.

This reminds me of the old joke:

An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.

The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:

Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa!

See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker?

And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?

But I tell ya, man! YOU [censored] ONE GOAT!